Spotted: Eric Bana and Orlando Bloom buy bikes

Ooh, look it's those two, erm, famous blokes...

ACCORDING TO one of Visordown's news moles, these two greasy-looking oinks, recently spotted at a Sydney motorcycle shop, are hot stuff right now in the world of showbiz news.

The geezers in question are none other than Eric Bana and Orlando Bloom - who are, and I quote, "two of the biggest movie stars of the last decade".

Anyway, the pair were spotted out-and-about in Sydney at one of their favourite motorcycle haunts, lashing out on new machinery.

So there we have it: two blokes, no one's heard of, buying motorcycles.

The end.